Small churches in small towns generally do not like new preachers. The small church in Wonderville is no different, particularly when the new preacher has a protrusively large Adam's apple that distractingly bobs up and down during sermons. After many delicious poisoned pies and other attempts on their new preacher's life, the members of the little church are forced to take more drastic steps. They hire a killer deacon. Requiem is fairly well-educated and certainly well-protected. He is a preacher after all, and being so ordained, he is immune from things like unnatural deaths. The attempts...