In the spirit of A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters stars Jaundice and Kale Bland--two sisters who avoid excitement at any cost. Instead, they eat tasteless oatmeal, rarely venture into bright sunlight, and read only Dr. Snoote's Dictionary, because storybooks are just too thrilling. Together, they await the return of their parents, who left for an errand years ago and have never come back. One day, a knock on the door leads to the Bland sisters' kidnapping by an all-female band of pirates--but this is only the beginning of their escapades....
In the spirit of A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters stars Jaundice and Kale Bland--two sisters who avoi...
A 2017 Theodor Seuss Geisel Honor Book Louie and Ralphie Ratso are no softies Readers are sure to chuckle as the determined Ratso brothers' plans to act tough go hilariously awry. Louie and Ralphie Ratso's dad, Big Lou, always says that there are two kinds of people: those who are tough and those who are soft. Louie and Ralphie are tough, tough, tough, just like Big Lou, and they're going to prove it. But every time they try to show just how tough they are, the Ratso brothers end up accidentally doing good deeds instead. What'll Big Lou do when he finds out they've been acting...
A 2017 Theodor Seuss Geisel Honor Book Louie and Ralphie Ratso are no softies Readers are sure to chuckle as the determined Ratso brothers' pl...
Arriving in Egypt to uncover the mysteries of a magical scarab, sisters Jaundice and Kale Bland are reunited with their parents. Thanks to their mother's old archeology notebook, the Bland Sisters uncover their parents' real identities in their final unintentional adventure. Illustrations.
Arriving in Egypt to uncover the mysteries of a magical scarab, sisters Jaundice and Kale Bland are reunited with their parents. Thanks to their mothe...
