Jackie Van Holland is an advice columnist in her local newspaper. An expert on everything from teen angst, women and religion in the workplace, and childrearing to national and international affairs, Jackie is the perfect person to hand out priceless advice to the huddled masses. Living a picture perfect agenda with her beautiful children and minister husband, Jackie's life would be pretty swell if it weren't for the liberal agenda that was bringing her beloved country to its knees. From a non-citizen president and an election that was sold to blacks and Hispanics to nearly half of the...