Patrick loves pickles, especially for breakfast. Pickle pancakes, pickle waffles, pickles and oatmeal-as far as Patrick's concerned, pickles should be part of every meal, every day.

When Patrick announces he's making breakfast for the family, his brother panics. He's sure Patrick's going to make everyone eat pickles for breakfast, and at first that's Patrick's plan-an enormous breakfast feast with pickles on every plate

But if Patrick serves everyone pickles, no one's going to enjoy breakfast-not even Patrick, who'll see all his hard work go to waste. Patrick knows what...