Let's say a Yankee fan comes up to you and starts bragging about his team's 27 Championships. What do you say in response? What do you do when a Yankee fan calls to brag about yet another victory? How should you react when you see a guy decked out from head to toe in gaudy Yankee garb? If your answer to these questions is smack the person in the face, well, we understand. But we can do better than that. And now, armed with this book, so can you. We have provided you with hundreds of humorous things to say and do to any annoying Yankee fan. (Sorry for the redundancy.) We've even included a...

Despite the fact that the Jets haven't had a championship since The Supremes were rocking the charts with "Love Child," their fans somehow feel justified in acting like they are a dynasty. They, therefore, need to be constantly informed of their irrelevance. Heck, they are second-class citizens in their own city. Diana Ross needs to come up with a remake for those green clad doofuses called, "Step Child." And we needed to write a book called, Things That Might Annoy . . . A Jets Fan. It includes hundreds of things to say and do to protect yourself from the obnoxiousness that is a Jets fan. In...