While man may eventually fall to masterpiece theatre, the humor essays of this book offer insights to life's most basic conundrums. Have you ever wanted to build a bathroom pass through? Start a religious cult? Prepare for the end of world by allying with the new robot overlords? Shakespeare's rap persona? Nether have I. But you can read about all this and more. Enjoy.

A comic collection of short plays, monologues, and sketches. Including: Homeless Monologues Draconias Monologue First Time Terminator - In Four Parts 7 Plays in 7 Days Worst Therapist Ever The Apocalypse Zombie Jesus - In Three Parts One Liners Blue's Clues Investigates Murder - In Three Parts Newsroom Aliens at the Casino Alvin Polish Grandpa Monologue The Doctor's Office The Clone Army - In Three Parts Little House In Downtown Detroit ET 2000 Hare Krishna Cover Band Lyrics God Tech Support Used Car The Chair

Cowboys and Drones is a collection of short stories including:
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Jed finds out some disturbing news after a DNA test. He is his own great great grandfather. However, Jed's daily struggles involve video games and crippling self doubt. He's not the time traveling pioneer type. He may as well try to get to the bottom of the mystery. It's at least a reason to get off his couch.
Anna is the time traveling type and Jed's ex-girlfriend. She finds herself in the Old West in a town terrorized by a man called the Gold Piece Bandit. Jed...

Caroline, a post-graduate student, waits for her grand adventure in life. While she's waiting, she walks the dog down the same path every day, avoids her dippy ex-boyfriend, and ponders her mundane march towards middle age. Her dream comes true when a magical doorway appears before her in a drab brick building. Murphy, a washed up government agent who has been monitoring the building, contacts Caroline and tells her that he needs her help opening the doorway. Murphy has lost his love inside and is desperate to get her back. They embark with a team Murphy has assembled into a dark realm where...

Fugitive 07760 woke to a busy city street. His memory was blank. A well-dressed man approached him. He left a locked briefcase at 07760's feet. An agent named Nanette tracked 07760. Her agency had been following the anomalous man through time. But the case was different than all the rest. Her well-dressed protege had given the fugitive the briefcase. A fellow time agent getting involved was cause for panic. 07760's memory came back slowly as the technology in his body began to regenerate his neural pathways. Fragments of a past bubbled to his conscience. He wasn't sure if it was worth...

Shakespeare's classic tale of hubris, paranoia, and betrayal is reimagined against the darkly comedic backdrop of the post-apocalypse. ... And zombies. I ate thy brains ere I killed thee...

With great burrito comes great responsibility. Pete's food truck at the University of New Mexico isn't going well. Seniors dare freshman to eat his burritos. Frats use them for pledges and pranks. Rumors fly around campus that they are chupacabra ground up with rat. Pete needs a change, and it comes in the form of a physics experiment gone awry. After being sucked into the past, he stumbles across an ingredient that goes great in one of his creations. First, there was Marty McFly. Then there was Bill and Ted. And now Pete-