What if the BBC had the wrong story?
Half a century ago, Doctor How's famous megalomaniac brother sold his fictional life story to the BBC, painting himself as a lone hero. Disillusioned, their four cousins dropped out. For fifty years, it is Doctor How who has protected humanity against the forces of darkness and stupidity.
Illegal aliens try to hack Doctor How's systems, and he finds his estranged cousin Where has already been compromised.
When reports come in of mysterious attacks by alien creatures, How has to rely on his new assistant Kevin, a petty criminal from...

Kevin must die.
And a race of aliens hate him so much they're prepared to invade Earth to kill him.
Doctor How thinks his greedy, womanising cousin Why can help - but can he be trusted?
As a killer robot blasts its way across the planet and a death ray is fired at London, Doctor How sends Kevin back in time on a desperate mission to save the Earth. But when he's paired up with one of the Doctor's previous assistants the sparks begin to fly - for all the wrong reasons...
Kevin's made a lot of dangerous enemies in the present, and things looks bleak back home -...