Something weird is going on

Ms. Todd is subbing, and A.J. and his friends are sure she kidnapped Miss Daisy so she could take over her job. They're going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won't be easy Ms. Todd is the weirdest substitute teacher in the history of the world

Something spooky is going on

Mrs. Patty, the secretary, gives out the best Halloween candy in the history of the world But her house is haunted People say she's a witch and her husband is a ghost. Is it worth A.J.'s risking his life for the best candy ever?

Something weird is going on

Miss Holly, the Spanish teacher, is hanging mistletoe everywhere That means boys will have to kiss girls. And girls will have to kiss boys. Ugh Miss Holly is taking the holidays way too far

Something weird is going on

It's Presidents' Day And Mr. Macky, the reading specialist, actually expects A.J. and his friends to read stuff about the presidents Not only that, but he lives in a log cabin and thinks he's Abraham Lincoln Is he for real?

Something weird is going on

It's Poetry Month And Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy She cries when she sees a sunset She thinks boys should have feelings She talks in rhyme All the time Will A.J.'s life ever be normal again?

Something weird is going on

Miss Suki is a famous children's book author--and she's coming to A.J.'s school She lives in the rainforest and writes about endangered animals. But when her pet raptor gets loose in the classroom, it's the kids who are going to be endangered Yikes

Something weird is going on

Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay She even puts a Webcam on a turtle Is she trying to take over the planet?

Something weird is going on

It's Thanksgiving A.J. is thankful for four days off from school. But he's not thankful for Dr. Carbles, who is grumpier than ever. Dr. Carbles even fires Mr. Klutz Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principal's job?

Something groovy is going on

It's Valentine's Day And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other Girls are asking boys out on dates Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Not if he can help it. Yuck

It's the start of a new school year, and A.J.'s third-grade teacher, Mr. Granite, is out of this world He's a supergenius who talks weird, acts weird, and looks weird. He knows everything. Is he a computer posing as a person, or does he come from another planet?