There was a young lady named Perkins, Who had a great fondness for gherkins; At afternoon tea She ate twenty-three Which pickled her internal workins This book contains over 200 funny, non-rude limerick poems old and new, suitable for children as well as adults. Laugh at the antics of the woman from Chippenham, Wilts, who walked up to Scotland on stilts, the old lady of Rye, who was baked by mistake in a pie, the young man called McLeod, who played the trombone far too loud - and many many more.

American tourist: Say buddy, what's the name of this place? Local man: Rhosllanerchrugog. American tourist: Gee, how do you spell that? Local man: Just the way it sounds. Packed with good-natured clean jokes about Wales and the Welsh, this little book will have you in stitches with gags about Welsh culture and customs: male voice choirs, confused English tourists, eisteddfods and odd place names. Whether you're Welsh or just visiting, you'll have loads of fun with this little book of wonderful Welsh wit.

'A business guru told me "always follow your dreams." So I went back to bed.' 'After Dinner Laughs' is back with a second helping of jokes, funny stories, anecdotes and one liners. If you're hunting for jokes for a speech, public address, sermon or lecture or just looking for laughs, 'After Dinner Laughs 2' will be the perfect post-prandial companion.

'I've left three notes scattered around the house for my girlfriend. They say "Will," "You" and "Me." That will keep her busy whilst I watch the football on TV.' Customer (in bookshop): Do you have a book called 'Husband, the Head of the Household'? Assistant: Try the fantasy section. This book is packed with jokes, funny stories, one-liners and quotes taking a wry look at love, dating, weddings and married life. Whether you're making a best man's (groomsman's) speech or just want a good laugh at the endless battle of the sexes, this book is for you. Take my wife...I'm begging you

Gardening doesn't need to be time consuming or expensive. This little book contains 200 innovative and quirky gardening tips to help you save money, save time - and save the planet Tips include: - Ways to grow fruit and veg more easily - How to make natural pesticides and weedkillers - Ways to reuse household waste in the garden - 'Hacks' to help take the effort out of gardening Whether you're looking for new ideas for the garden, or a present for a keen gardener, then this book is guaranteed to grow on you

'How much will mother's love Change, as years are told? Just as much as the mountain changes, Or the ocean old.' Non-religious naming ceremonies for children are becoming increasingly popular as an alternative to traditional christenings. It can be difficult, however, to find inspiring and dignified readings for such an important occasion. This book contains 48 readings including British and American poetry as well as ancient blessings and meditations from Celtic, Hindu, Native American and Buddhist traditions, which are either completely secular or which contain only minimal religious...

Have fun with this collection of 25 vintage images for colouring, including Victorian and Edwardian fashion designs, ornaments, flowers and furniture. Hours of fun for adults and children alike.

If you thought vinegar was just for putting on chips, then think again This natural and versatile product has many uses in cooking, in healthy living, around the home and in the garden. This handy booklet lists alphabetically over 150 different uses for vinegar and will be a useful reference guide for anyone who wants to use this time-honoured product to: Improve health Improve food and cooking Make cleaning easier Save money Help the environment"

This collection of 22 Victorian engravings of flowers for colouring will provide hours of relaxation and old-fashioned fun for adults and children. Some of the pictures have shaded areas, which can be coloured over lightly in pencil - similar to how pictures were 'hand tinted' in the old days.