$ If your husband buys a restaurant, you will be a waitress

$ Don't make a tenant mad who lives near you

$ Buy from mad people

$ Today's rip off is tomorrow's good deal

$ Buy a jail

Hundreds of Principles for Real Estate Success

$ One good investment is worth a lifetime of toil

$ Buy eroding oceanfront before the bulkhead is built

$ Marry a woman with a house

$ Sell in one day

$ Buy from rich people because they don't need the money

$ Be the only bidder

$ This is your father's real estate book

$ Watch your builder

$ Pay your...