What if Western revolution and Eastern reincarnation were discovered to be the same thing? What if the Hindu classic "The Mahabharata" and Hugo's "Les Miserables" were in fact the same book? And what would it feel like if one person were able to experience this epic east/west continuance in one life? This delightfully eccentric novel orbits about the character of one "Siva," a woman who is perhaps a Hindi divinity, probably merely a Midwestern housewife, but also very possibly a porn-queen. Her web of tales takes her bewildered husband and the reader on a mythic and philosophic storytelling...