She seemed extraordinarily shy at first; perhaps you could even say she was elusive in a bizarre sort of way. But something compelled me to persist in my quest to finally meet this girl and maybe establish a relationship with her. As I finally did get to know her, it didn't take long to discover that she was anything but shy. In fact, she was actually quite wicked in a naughty sort of way. As our relationship blossomed into what seemed to me to be nothing more than a fling, I was startled to learn that she had somehow fallen in love with me in just a few days. I guess you could say I was...