When Eric Gusset hugged goodbye to Gutsy, his one-eared Jack Russell, and trudged off to Tootingsbottom General Hospital to get his ears unclogged, it was probably just as well he'd no idea what was coming next. Because, not only did he come away fixed up with grommets, but with a whole new identity. Turns out he's a witch. Not a wizard or a warlock or even a werewolf but a soppy, cissy, girlified witch Worse, a numbing 24 hours has seen him landed with Agnes, a swotty twin sister, Hal, a garlic-crunching, vinegar-swilling familiar and another batty auntie to go with the one he's already got...