Let's get one thing straight. I'm not. I'm out and proud. When I'm out and it's raining I carry an umbrella. I used to be in but I hate the smell of mothballs. My closet was huge, complete with a foyer, turnstile, a few dead bolts, and a burglar alarm that had to be deactivated before I could even touch the door handle. And then there was the storm door. It wasn't until I had lived and slept with a woman for a year that it occurred to me to ask, "Do you think we're lesbians?" By the way, never come out to your father in a moving vehicle.

Now I've written a book. It's not as easy as it...

What the L? is a new collection of published and unpublished writings that showcases Kate Clinton's gifts as one of the all-time favorite lesbian comics. Like Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell, Clinton is a nationally acclaimed quick-witted, laugh-out-loud funny comic whose hilarious takes on everything from gay marriage (-mad vow disease-) and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, to gay Republicans and the War on Terrorism have earned her a devoted following. She has appeared on many television programs, including Good Morning America, Nightline, Entertainment Tonight, and writes monthly...

"Chakras for Beginners: How to Balance, Strengthen, and Radiate the Inner You" Now you can make your inner self more strong and illuminating, but making use of your inner potentials. The way is easy and simple The human body is no less than a miracle. The physical and mental strengths of the human body are greater and unparalleled as compared to those of any other creations. Making using of this strength can reveal extraordinary elements of power and energy. Chakra is basically intended to reveal these hidden energy centers in the human body. But this basic technique of Chakras is not as...