Bob Page's "Amalgamation 5150" is a complete circus of batshit crazy These non-fiction & science fictional stories were created by one wretched and convoluted mind. BEWARE: they might lead you to your own padded cell or is it...you are already in one?

"My dad works on a state of the art nuclear bomber. If you bastards don't let me out in time for the strippers, I'm going to have him send a bomber to bomb me the hell outta this sh&%*hole you call a workplace You understand? You imbeciles." Manic Me

"He drinks, slurs, serves, steals, drinks, slurs, serves, steals like a repeating...