A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famousand infamous figures past and present -- acomplete course in anti-eloquence by the foot-in-mouthchampions of all time."

This is the first guide to include every aspect of retirement. All the information necessary to design a retirement life-style that works for your individual needs is given. Written in a clear, step-by-step format, The Only Retirement Guide offers advice on such topics as annuities, pensions, and IRAs, retirement communities, starting your own business, managing health care, and retiring abroad.

Wretched writing is the lowest of the low; it is a felonious assault on the English language. Exuberantly excessive, it is a sin committed often by amateurs and all-too-frequently by gifted writers having an off day. In short, it s very bad writing. Truly bad. Appallingly bad.
It s also very funny.
A celebration of the worst writing imaginable, Wretched Writing includes inadvertently filthy book titles, ridiculously overwrought passages from novels, bombastic and confusing speeches, moronic oxymorons, hyperactive hyperbole, horribly inappropriate imagery in ostensibly hot sex...