The nineteenth battery forge into Tunis, cocksure and carefree. They climb on aqueduct with no trousers on (the battery that is; the aqueduct was very well-dressed). Five hundred gunners try to dance with two girls and an old French matron - up there in Valhalla, Monty's laughing fit to burst.

When Murphy wakes up one morning with the thickest of hangovers, the last thing he needs is to be whacked over the head with a frying pan by his wife. While he's knocked senseless, his mind trawls back through his misadventures in every area of his squandered life.

Hidden Words comprises Spike Milligan's three previously published books of poetry for adults: Small Dreams of a Scorpion, Open Heart University, and The Mirror Running, together with many previously unpublished and recent poems.

The latest in Spike's re-interpretations of classic works of literature, this version of Robin Hood has Robin and his merry men, when the King's deer manage to evade their arrows, dining out at McDonald's, KFC and eating jam sandwiches.

Pays tribute to one of the world's greatest entertainers, Spike Milligan. This work is a selection of scripts, sketches, poems, prose and nonsense. It is supported by contributions from some of showbusiness' greatest entertainers, including Barry Humphreys

The Old Testament: but more mad, more merry, more... Milligan "And God said, Let there be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected." There have been many interpretations of the Old Testament over the centuries but never one quite like this. Spike Milligan has rewritten, in his own inimitable style, many of the best-known stories of the Old Testament, featuring characters like King "my brain hurts" Solomon, the great oaf of a giant Goliath and the lesser-known crossword clue, Hushai the Archite. Believers and...