'All women are bastards ...'

Jimmy Collins - competent middle manager by day, suburban rockstar by night - has just been dumped and he's not taking it very well. Even a visit to his stylist can't cheer him up. He decides to take control of the situation, convincing his friends to help him find the perfect girl - beautiful (but loyal), smart (but not too smart), confident (without being feminist), an expert bun-maker, who's indifferent about shopping, enthusiastic about Star Trek and scornful of self-help books. As lead singer and guitarist with one of Dublin's best-known pub bands,...