No, I'm going to tell you the truth about what I'm wearing.

I used to work as a lampshade in a whorehouse.

I couldn't get one of the good jobs.
From housewife to humorist, Phyllis Diller made millions laugh for over five decades with her groundbreaking comedy. Boasting unique material, a raucous laugh, wild hair, the trademark cigarette holder, and garish clothes, this pioneer blazed a trail for comediennes during the fifties and sixties, leading them out of small dives into the...