Twenty-six year-old Ernie just wants to start over. All he needs is some cash to take him and his 67 Ford Mustang out of the dirty, Texas town he calls home, leaving the past behind in a trail of dust. But all he gets is trouble when a mysterious stranger shows up with a briefcase offering big reward for little risk. The kind of trouble that leads to blood in the streets, and something Ernie could have never imagined in his wildest nightmares.

Eddie has it all. He's an author on tour with his third straight hit. He's got an agent that dotes on him, a basset hound who worships him, and his best friend is a lawyer who's always there with support and to bail him out of trouble when he needs it. And Eddie needs it, because when you live in a world where you have plenty of money and no one to tell you no, it's easy to get into trouble. Then Eddie meets the girl of his dreams. Delinda is funny, quirky, and beautiful. She's also a Packers fan, which is a huge plus. There's just one problem: Delinda is also a star of a reality show set in...