In this humorously wild tale set in Texas, an addled, ADHD-affected dachshund named Tonto happens to be the only thing standing between the Earth and an accidental alien invasion. The book also contains the autobiography of the real-life dog who inspired the story.

Oops is the third collection of stories by Darrell Bain. When Cupid and a Gremlin bump heads, the sparks fly in a rare fantasy story by the author. Others stories in the collection include A Simple Idea, an almost ludicrously simple method of eliminating corruption and idiocy from the political process, one that has been around for centuries but gone unrecognized. Cure for an Ailing Alien finds a nurse who must come up with a cure for an alien, one whose bodily processes are completely unknown. You'll be amazed at her cure Retribution is the story of unexpected consequences when alien meets...