Fourth book in the Series Just when you thought it was safe, Pat & Kirby follow you home. If families are forever, will Mom always have gray hair? What happens when the dog makes more sense than your kids? Planned Parenthood. The perfect oxymoron? Is selling your teenager for 3 cents a pound really good family value? Fatherhood. Shouldn't I have a license to do this? If questions like these plague you and yours - or worse, if they make sense - you need this book. Pat and Kirby delve deeply into the secrets of effective parenting (there are three, and no one knows what they are), and explore...