"If I've told you once I've told you a million times, no jumping on the bed "

But Walter just can't resist, so he ignores his father's bedtime warning. Higher and higher he bounces gleefully, until his hair brushes the ceiling. But when he lands back on the bed--thump, creak, crack--it crashes right through the floor Suddenly Walter finds himself visiting all the downstairs neighbors in his apartment building in a most unusual way

"Hip, hip, hooray for this delightful urban fantasy, a comic morality tale that explores the consequences of ignoring that age-old 'momilie, '...

William is getting ready for his bath when the faucet breaks, sending him and his tub surfing through the building On his wet ride, he collects a strange fleet in his wake -- from Uncle Nash, who sits in the trash, to Little Dottie, who sails the potty. Who will William carry off next? Bath-lovers and bath-haters alike will want to know "Full of amusing detail that will keep young readers coming back again and again." -- School Library Journal

I just don't know what's going onOr why it has to beBut every day it's something worseWhat's happening to me?So begins this uproarious new story from the best-selling creator of No Jumping on the Bed , Green Wilma, and other popular books. The young narrator has discovered a disturbing trend: There's fuzz in his belly button his toes are peeling and something just fell out of his nose. The last straw is a loose tooth, which convinces him of the awful truth his parts are coming unglued Parts deals with a subject of deepest interest to every young child: the stuff our bodies shed....

This hilarious companion to the bestselling "Parts" brings back Arnold's neurotic young narrator for another look at the human body and all its parts. Full color.

From bestselling author/illustrator Tedd Arnold, creator of PARTS and GREEN WILMA, comes the hilarious FLY GUY It's easy to read and it comes with a shiny foil cover

"A fly was flying. He was looking for something to eat. Something tasty. Something slimy. A boy was walking. He was looking for something to catch. Something smart. Something for The Amazing Pet Show."

The boy and fly meet and so begins a beautiful friendship. Er, and so begins a very funny friendship. Using hyperbole, puns, slapstick, and silly drawings, bestselling author/illustrator Tedd Arnold creates an easy reader...

Using puns, slapstick, and silly drawings, Arnold offers a second installment of this easy-to-read story about a boy and his fly. Features a holographic foil cover. Full color.

The third book in a humorous, easy-to-read series about a boy and his fly Each book in the series has a different fun foil cover

Fly Guy returns home to discover that Buzz has gone on a picnic without him Sad and hungry, Fly Guy takes off in search of his favorite food. He gets shooed away from a hamburger, a pizza, a dog's bones, and even roadkill--leaving readers to guess what Fly Guy's favorite oozy, lumpy, smelly, and brown food could possibly be Why, it's shoo-fly pie, of course

Using hyperbole, puns, slapstick, and silly drawings, bestselling author/illustrator Tedd Arnold...

Buzz is visiting Grandma, and Fly Guy comes along for the ride. Oops! Grandma swallows Fly Guy, then a spider, then a bird--and so on. This fun take on a classic sing-along features hilarious illustrations and a holographic foil cover. Full color.

Boy and fly meet and so begins a beautiful--and funny--friendship in this paperback edition of Arnold's hilarious bestseller. Full color.

I just don't know what's going onOr why it has to beBut every day it's something worseWhat's happening to me?So begins this uproarious new story from the best-selling creator of No Jumping on the Bed , Green Wilma, and other popular books. The young narrator has discovered a disturbing trend: There's fuzz in his belly button his toes are peeling and something just fell out of his nose. The last straw is a loose tooth, which convinces him of the awful truth his parts are coming unglued Parts deals with a subject of deepest interest to every young child: the stuff our bodies shed....