"If I've told you once I've told you a million times, no jumping on the bed "

But Walter just can't resist, so he ignores his father's bedtime warning. Higher and higher he bounces gleefully, until his hair brushes the ceiling. But when he lands back on the bed--thump, creak, crack--it crashes right through the floor Suddenly Walter finds himself visiting all the downstairs neighbors in his apartment building in a most unusual way

"Hip, hip, hooray for this delightful urban fantasy, a comic morality tale that explores the consequences of ignoring that age-old 'momilie, '...

William is getting ready for his bath when the faucet breaks, sending him and his tub surfing through the building On his wet ride, he collects a strange fleet in his wake -- from Uncle Nash, who sits in the trash, to Little Dottie, who sails the potty. Who will William carry off next? Bath-lovers and bath-haters alike will want to know "Full of amusing detail that will keep young readers coming back again and again." -- School Library Journal

I just don't know what's going onOr why it has to beBut every day it's something worseWhat's happening to me?So begins this uproarious new story from the best-selling creator of No Jumping on the Bed , Green Wilma, and other popular books. The young narrator has discovered a disturbing trend: There's fuzz in his belly button his toes are peeling and something just fell out of his nose. The last straw is a loose tooth, which convinces him of the awful truth his parts are coming unglued Parts deals with a subject of deepest interest to every young child: the stuff our bodies shed....

Chip Block, the hero of Parts, is back, and still worried about falling apart based on the things he hears. This time he's made a list of all the strange, crazy things he's heard people say: "I lost my head." "My nose is running." "I sang my heart out. . . ." It's scary stuff, but he has a plan for making sure he doesn't accidentally leave any of his parts behind. A hilarious sequel to the wildly popular Parts and More Parts.

From bestselling author/illustrator Tedd Arnold, creator of PARTS and GREEN WILMA, comes the hilarious FLY GUY It's easy to read and it comes with a shiny foil cover

"A fly was flying. He was looking for something to eat. Something tasty. Something slimy. A boy was walking. He was looking for something to catch. Something smart. Something for The Amazing Pet Show."

The boy and fly meet and so begins a beautiful friendship. Er, and so begins a very funny friendship. Using hyperbole, puns, slapstick, and silly drawings, bestselling author/illustrator Tedd Arnold creates an easy reader...

Using puns, slapstick, and silly drawings, Arnold offers a second installment of this easy-to-read story about a boy and his fly. Features a holographic foil cover. Full color.

Buzz is visiting Grandma, and Fly Guy comes along for the ride. Oops! Grandma swallows Fly Guy, then a spider, then a bird--and so on. This fun take on a classic sing-along features hilarious illustrations and a holographic foil cover. Full color.

Boy and fly meet and so begins a beautiful--and funny--friendship in this paperback edition of Arnold's hilarious bestseller. Full color.

Mom and Dad won't let Fly Guy go along on the family road trip. They're afraid he'll get lost. But when Dad accidentally shuts him in the trunk, Fly Guy goes along for the ride. Zany illustrations and easy-to-read text make this a fun reading adventure for the beginner. Full color.

Children will laugh out loud at the story and pictures in this sixth book in the easy-to-read Fly Guy series
"Flies can't play football," says the coach. But Fly Guy and Buzz are determined to prove him wrong. New readers will experience both pride and delight as they read the simple text and look at the funny pictures of Fly Guy trying to kick a football, go out for a pass, and tackle his friend Buzz. In the end Fly Guy scores and gets to do his hilarious touchdown dance.
Hooray for Fly Guy