All the world's a stage . . . but life doesn't come with a script.

Posh boy Tristan Goldsmith has one last summer of freedom before he joins the family firm in New York--no more farting around on stage, as his father puts it. But the classically trained actor can't resist when the Shamwell Amateur Dramatics Society begs him to take a leading role in their production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. As an added incentive, he'll be giving private acting lessons to a gorgeous local handyman who's been curiously resistant to Tristan's advances.

As a...