Bernie Bridges Rules the School

He convinced the cafeteria lady that a Milky Way bar is a vegetable.

He got the coach to make giving wedgies an offical school sport.

Bernie always has a plan.

But how will he get spoiled rich kid Sherman Oaks to give him his watch--the one that tells time, plays DVDs, and pops popcorn?

Hint: It involves a contest, 25 blueberry pies, and a gallon of barf

Warning Don't read this book after lunch

Sherman is so spoiled and rich that he threw away his allowance because some of the hundred-dollar bills were wrinkled

He and his goody-goody friends at Nyce House are always trying to get Bernie Bridges and his Rotten House buddies into trouble.

Well Bernie's in big trouble now. Bernie has a dog in his room, Sherman knows it--and there are no pets allowed at Rotten School

Bernie has to find a way to hide Gassy, his dog. But the dog stinks. Hey, why do you think they call him Gassy?

April-May June Loves Bernie Bridges . . . she just doesn't know it yet.

She's the coolest hottest girl in the school and Bernie thinks she should go to the dance with him.

April-May won't even be seen with Bernie because he's such a troublemaker.

So Bernie makes her a promise--a really scary promise. He says he'll stay out of trouble for a whole week if she promises to go to the dance with him.

Bernie is shaking, quivering, quaking. Can he turn into a goody-goody--especially when it's time for the famous (against the rules ) super slimy slug race?

Jennifer Ecch is so tough...

She's at Rotten School on an Arm Wrestling scholarship

Bernie Bridges calls her Nightmare Girl. But she'll do anything to get him to be her boyfriend.

That's why she joined the all-boys football team. With Jennifer playing, they can't lose. But wait. If they win, they have to play the National Champion team -- the Bone Breakers

Someone's got to stop the attack of the Ecch -- or else Bernie and his teammates will be in the hospital by halftime

Chipmunk is so shy . . .

He inhales when he sneezes

He even blushes when he's asleep

He plays guitar in the closet so he won't disturb anyone.

But he just may be the best rock 'n' roll guitarist of all time And Bernie Bridges needs him to win the annual Talent Contest for Rotten House. Bernie will do anything to keep the prize away from Sherman Oaks and his pals at Nyce House.

Can Chipmunk conquer his stage fright and win?

Or--#8212;when Bernie pushes him onstage, will it be Shake, Rattle, and Hurl