What?

You've never taken the Pirate Challenge or played Touch The Nuclear Bomb?
You've never experienced minus 20 degrees o'clock centigrade?
Never gone over the top on a roller coaster shouting 'Holy Folding Moses '?
You've never driven past Al Green's purple church or stood beneath the tallest flagpole in Finland?
You've never looked out through the cut-out eyes of a paper plate face and seen your beloved hand-built guitar broken in half by a careless sound man?
You've never sung the only song in the world?

You need to get out...