Something weird is going on

First the school bus gets a flat tire, and then Mrs. Kormel is totally lost in the middle of nowhere Mrs. Kormel is the weirdest bus driver in the history of the world, and she's driving everyone crazy

Something weird is going on

Ms. Todd is subbing, and A.J. and his friends are sure she kidnapped Miss Daisy so she could take over her job. They're going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won't be easy Ms. Todd is the weirdest substitute teacher in the history of the world

Something spooky is going on

Mrs. Patty, the secretary, gives out the best Halloween candy in the history of the world But her house is haunted People say she's a witch and her husband is a ghost. Is it worth A.J.'s risking his life for the best candy ever?

Something weird is going on

Miss Holly, the Spanish teacher, is hanging mistletoe everywhere That means boys will have to kiss girls. And girls will have to kiss boys. Ugh Miss Holly is taking the holidays way too far

Something weird is going on

It's Poetry Month And Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy She cries when she sees a sunset She thinks boys should have feelings She talks in rhyme All the time Will A.J.'s life ever be normal again?

Something weird is going on

Miss Suki is a famous children's book author--and she's coming to A.J.'s school She lives in the rainforest and writes about endangered animals. But when her pet raptor gets loose in the classroom, it's the kids who are going to be endangered Yikes

Something weird is going on

Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay She even puts a Webcam on a turtle Is she trying to take over the planet?

Something weird is going on

It's Thanksgiving A.J. is thankful for four days off from school. But he's not thankful for Dr. Carbles, who is grumpier than ever. Dr. Carbles even fires Mr. Klutz Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principal's job?

Something groovy is going on

It's Valentine's Day And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other Girls are asking boys out on dates Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Not if he can help it. Yuck

With more than 10 million books sold, bestselling author Dan Gutman's My Weird School series really gets kids reading

Three holiday books in one great box

For A.J. and the gang from Ella Mentry School, the holiday season is nothing short of wacky From a Spanish teacher who is hanging mistletoe everywhere to a kid rapper who may just upstage Santa, the holidays are full of weirdness. Now, for the first time, three holiday favorites in the bestselling My Weird School series are together in one box, including Miss Holly Is Too Jolly , Dr. Carbles Is Losing His...