There are a few simple rules Daniel follows:

Rule One: never let an adult see your weakness. Daniel made that mistake and look where he ended up--summer camp.

Rule Two: never make fun of the person who feeds you, unless you like Miss Gunderson's peppery pancakes and green hamburgers.

Rule Three: stay away from girls who love Glitter Ponies. They have cooties, after all.

And Rule Four: never, ever lose your magic pencil.

But Daniel has broken all of his own rules. Now he's stuck and starving at Camp Bigfoot with the...