How does a half-alien teenager cope with her over-protective mother, genocidal aunt, Islamic terrorists and an alien follow-up invasion? She copes very well, but it sure gets in the way of her love life. Years after her mother cajoled the secret to reversing the effects of alien induced global infertility from the libidinous alien, Deshler, the birth rate begins to rebound when another alien craft arrives on a follow-up visit. Terrie Deshler desperately tries to be a normal teenager while threatened by jihadists, hounded by the government, pursued by Russians and menaced by fertility probing...