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What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore

Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong?
Because T. rex everything

Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes

A perfect stocking filler, The Little Book of Christmas Jokes will keep little ones laughing until the turkey's roasted

Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney?
Because he had the floo

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed.

What do the Gresford Bells, Anthony Hopkins, Tom Jones, some of the world s greatest snooker players and Formula One drivers, laverbread, the Manic Street Preachers, the leek, Spencer Davis, and Bertrand Russell have in common?
Answer: They re all native to Wales
This definitive work of reference which reveals the storied histories of all of the above Welsh exports, as well as everything you need to know about this remarkable, fascinating, and iconoclastic principality will undoubtedly be one of the most important books published in the history of Wales. Running the gamut of in-depth...

Yuck is the master of all things disgusting in these two tales--especially when he adds a squirmy pet and some gross-out tricks to the mix.

In "Yuck's Pet Worm," Yuck has a new pet--a worm called Fang. "Worms are disgusting " his sister Polly says. "You can't have a worm in the house " Mom says. But Yuck thinks worms are awesome But when he trains Fang to do disgusting tricks, things start to wiggle out of control....

In "Yuck's Rotten Joke," Polly's report card is full of stars for good behavior, while Yuck doesn't have any. He needs to score some by the end of the week, or...