Yarmik, Frank

Frank Yarmik has an advanced degree in aerospace engineering, or "applied aerospastics," as he likes to call it. He lives in northern Virginia with his wife Princess Schahara of the Kalabari People and works for various beltway bandits on Government contracts. Weary of writing all of those reports with so many #@!*&% equations, he decided to let it all hang out in his first (intentionally) fictional creation Flaebeine! His downfall began as a supervisor prodded him to learn something about marketing. Joining a chain letter with expectations of writing an expose of unworkable marketing schemes,...