Surprisingly Ken is an English Language snob and each chapter hurt a different part of his brain. "Writing wrongly is hard" he said with a wink knowing that the whole book was written "poorly." He has been married to the same woman longer than most people in Bolivia have been alive. Allison is his favorite daughter unless you include his other daughter in which case Allison is in the top two. Allison is a contributor and was the inspiration for this book. She has finally left home for the big adventures in Idaho where she is attending college for the first time. She is a fan of Batman so if an...