Dedalus Wildroot, AKA Chief Tit - Leader of the Red Ball People, lives in Northern California near the city-state of Berklunacy with his wife Deborah Evans. He holds a Master's degree in Business Management and has undergraduate degrees in Mathematics and Philosophy from the University of California at Santa Cruz, where he was a Regent's scholar. In addition to writing block-buster novels, he heads a consulting business specializing in financial products. His USGA index is 12, while his index computed in accordance with the method adopted by the Red Ball People is 8.