Way, Tyburn

My name is Tyburn Way and I come from London. London is a place I love. Well, at least for the occasional visit. Yes, Tyburn is my name. My parents, Mr & Mrs Way, had a sick sense of humour and named me after the gallows in central London where criminals and innocents were publicly executed. They must have known that I, their only child, would inherit their strangeness, their love of the bitter and twisted. Mum and Dad got divorced. He went this-a-way and she went that-a-way. The Ways parted! And I just went away. I left England long ago and moved to a country where my name isn't so well known...