About Professor Polecat Tudpucker... Polecat lives in an underground bunker with his girlfriend, Sally Gooden. The Professor graduated from Dubad University in 1976. He is a Phd, (Poor hillbilly dude), he also has an ABS degree. (American Bull Shooter). Polecat teaches 3 days a week at Dubad University. His alma mater. The class is solely about Efunism. Pronounced, (E-fu-nism). Efunism is the study of people, places, and things which have little or no social value or significance. The Polecat also has a nightly radio program from 12:00am to 3:00am. Monday thru Friday.