TED TRAVELSTEAD is a writer and performer. He is a co-author of "SEX: Our Bodies, Our Junk", a contributor to "Care To Make Love In That Gross Little Space Between Cars?: A "Believer" Book of Advice, "and has written for "Esquire, Vanity Fair, Radar, " and "McSweeney s", among other publications"." As an actor he has appeared onstage performing sketch and stand-up at various venues in New York City, and in a broad range of films, comedic shorts, and music videos. He is a frequent tweeter; follow him at @trumpetcake.