Surreal, Barry

Despite being fictional, Barry's life has been a non-linear series of unconnected events. He attended a school in his youth and passed everything without looking. His favourite food is cocktail and his best t-shirt is in the wash. Sometimes, he likes to tweet - but since trying to tweet 1000 times in one night, his eyes now point in different directions and his thumbs have gone all stumpy. He hopes to marry in the near future but he hasn't ever met anyone, never mind a woman, so it's not looking likely this side of Chris Kindle.