Wade Alan Steele is an assistant technical editor for an environmental consulting firm in New York City, but would like nothing more than to be a professional dungeon master; geeks will understand that, but fantasy football players will think I'm being kinky. Wade Alan has been a role player (also not in the kinky way) since his elven fighter climbed a tree and threw his three-man tent at the orcs that were chasing him; that was in sixth grade, some bahthraksmackity years ago. He's been an actor, a mad scientist, a retail specialist, and a fake homeless guy at the base of the Brooklyn Bridge.