Smith, Ches

Ches Smith was born in 1974, spent six confused years in elementary school, three awkward years in middle school, four invisible years in high school, found Jesus, went to college, graduated, got ordained, got married, went to seminary, had a kid, dropped out of seminary, went back to seminary, had two more kids, became increasingly insane, dropped out of seminary again and then lost Jesus. He soon discovered there isn't much an agnostic atheist can do with a degree in Biblical studies and two-thirds of a Masters of Divinity and there isn't much anyone can do with a minor in philosophy. So, to...