Slater, Danger

Danger_Slater is the world's most flammable writer! He is a man of the male persuasion living in sunny/toxic northeast New Jersey, USA. He writes short stories and other books that aren't this one. He enjoys long walks on beached whales and candlelit babies. One time he bought 40 different packs of gum and spent the whole night chewing each piece, one by one, until the flavor ran out. Another time, he didn't do that. You should read more of his stuff or SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!