Schmatjen, Marc

Marc Schmatjen (pronounced "smidgen," as in, just a smidgen of this or that) was born and raised in Northern California. When he had grown tall enough to leave, he went south. Then he went north. Then he came back and remains in Northern California today with his wife Sandra, raising their three boys, two of whom are semi-normal, and one who is a total nut bar. Marc writes adventure books for children and family humor columns for adults. You can email him at marcschmatjen@gmail Facebook: http: //www.facebook.com/thesmidgepage Twitter: http: //www.twitter.com/SmidgeTweets Goodreads: https: //ww...