J.D. Rothman is keeping his/her identity a secret until son #2 matriculates at the college of his choice. S/he might be a private admissions counselor in New York. Or a television writer in Los Angeles. Only time will tell. We can say that s/he is the writer of The Neurotic Parent (www.theneuroticparent.com), a favorite blog of exhausted admissions counselors and sanity-seeking parents across the country. The Neurotic Parent's blog was excerpted in I'm Going to College-Not You! (St. Martin's Griffin, 2010). S/he is a lively speaker who makes for an excellent interview.