Ray, Matthew

Matthew Ray (just "Matt," thank you) was born in Anderson, Indiana in 1979, the wisest, most attractive, and only son of Phil and Cathy Ray. He eventually was forced to share the house with a younger sister, Gina, eight years later. He later got revenge on this intrusion by methodically shaping his sister into a nerd, while simultaneously inflicting a multitude of games, Monty Python films, and episodes of the Tom Green Show upon her. Another eight years passed and he started a small (otherwise known as "solo") web development company in high school. Matt was destined to attend an "Ivy League"...