The Author, The BIG Pineapple resides in Australia.He is a real Australian with a sarcastic sense of humor.He has traveled the World and has written many unpublished books.He believes they were not published because they may have offended even the Publisher. E books and this great service from Createspace gives everybody the chance to get published. Thank God for Technology. Thank you Createspace.com and other services like it. I hope everybody who reads this book gets a BIG laugh