Michael Picarella has been writing his family humor column, "Family Men Don't Wear Name Brands," for The Acorn Newspapers since 2006. He was a newspaper reporter and features writer for over six years, he worked as a marketing writer and director at Nappic Communications for several more years, creating, among many other successful marketing campaigns, a series of viral ads that was inducted into Marketing Sherpa's Viral Hall of Fame, and he's the writer-director behind the two highly unknown independent movies, "1 2 3" and "Punchcard Player." Picarella paid a lot of money for his BFA from the...