ABOUT THE AUTHOR Lori Nelson has traveled the world as a special interests speaker aboard cruise ships. As an occupational varietist, Lori knows a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff. Her hilarious career history includes managing movie theaters, actress (Lori starred as a criminal in an episode of "America's Most Wanted"), casting director, voice-over specialist, bank teller, short order cook, and about 1000 other near misses to a mediocre existence. As a teenager, she especially enjoyed being a ride operator at the world's best amusement park, Kennywood! Lori also hosted her own show on broadc...