Neil, Uncle

Why did God choose Uncle Neil to write The Bible: The Untold Story? Actually God wanted Uncle Neil and Auntie Debby to write it together, but Auntie Debby was very busy with her personalized baby blanket business, and did not have time to devote for such an immense project. On the other hand, Uncle Neil's job had recently been replaced by computers, so he had a lot of free time. There are currently over seven-billion human beings inhabiting the planet Earth. What is it about Uncle Neil and Auntie Debby that makes them so special? According to The Lord Almighty, "It is the total sum of their li...