Andrew Moss is a grumpy, retired teacher whom no-one is frightened of. He was a primary school teacher for over forty years in six different countries and speaks four languages to different degrees. In his dotage he has discovered a talent for writing prodigious amounts. He has in less than six months produced an adult book, six children's books and two blogs, much to the annoyance of everyone around him. This is the first of the children's books. To keep out of everyone's way he now lives on three acres in the south of France. With him live his beautiful and endlessly patient wife, two donkey...