Lou Morris has been an amusement park employee, an asbestos tester helper, a horse raceway snack bar cashier, a merry-go-round operator, a game store assistant manager, a knife salesman, an electronics store manager, a warehouse shift worker, a stay-at-home daddy, a security guard, an auto-glass installer and a government employee. And, maybe, when he squints just right, an author. He still doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up...