Tracy Moore writes Jezebel.com's wildly popular weekly column, Motherload, a humorous, often exasperated look at the conventional expectations and frustrations of modern motherhood. She has also written for "Village Voice" papers, "LA Weekly", the "Dallas Observer", "Nashville Scene", "Houston Press", "Rolling Stone" magazine, and "Spin" magazine. She and her husband spend all the rest of their extremely limited free time wrangling a toddler who insists on drinking her own bathwater. You can read her column at www.jezebel.com/mother-load.